Well, you may have noticed my reference to Super Mario Bros. (Isaiah calles it Bro's NOT brothers) anyway, I just thought I should tell you HOW INTO this game my kid is. I found this website where they tell you all the tricks the names of all the creatures, weapons and levels etc. He read the ENTIRE thing and basically memorized it. Now he tells me what everything is so I'll be sure to know the difference between the red hopping turtles and the green flying turtles. These are subtle differences but can mean the difference between life and death as you know. The best thing is the "matter of fact" tone he has when describing it all to me. You're really missing some fun here.