The Contents of My Refridgerator

a tub of cream cheese
a bottle of Propel
10 white extra large eggs
2 jars of relish (sunshine and zuccini)
1 jar of jam (strawberry)
1/2 C butter flavor crisco
1/4 C fleishman's w/olive oil
1 bottle of heinz catsup
1 bottle of french's mustard
1 jar of cranberry mustard
1/2 small jar of tartar sauce from Trader Joe's
1/2 5 gallon jug of Wegman's spring water
1 jar Worchestershire sauce
2 packets of chinese take-out mustard
1 packet of chinese take-out soy sauce