Well, I can't get that link to work but here are my top five:

5. STEEEELLLLLAAAAAAA!
4. I don't no nuthin bout havin no babies
3. E.T. Phone Home.
2. Of course, the whole point of a Doomsday Machine is lost, if you *keep* it a *secret*! Why didn't you tell the world, EH?
1. Every time I try to get out....they pull me back in!