Blog Review: Spring Break Shark Attack

I really wanted to like this - really I did - you KNOW how I love disaster movies. Unfortunately it was truly unwatchable. Lots of crotch shots, butt shots, and breast shots, IGNORANT dialogue.

"What are you doing here"
"Um, DUHH"
"OH? Cool."
"Yeah, way".
"Way"
"Wanna Beer?"
"UM, DuHH?!?!?"
"Cool"
"Cool"

It was like porn without the sex....but with a worse soundtrack.