Eng. joke #1

Can you believe a CLIENT would send us insulting jokes????


Two engineering students crossing the campus when one said, "Where

did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday

minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this

bike.

She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,

"Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes

probably wouldn't have fitted."