desperate housecats? i laughed for 5 minutes on that one.

does blind date count as a game show? because as much as i love supermarket sweep, i can see that i would just laugh hysterically through the whole thing and they wouldn't let me be on it. which is too bad because i really do love to watch it for some reason.

i want to join the crowd and get my masters! now if i could only find a wealthy patron...

the air is dry. my nose is dry. everything is dry.

about the engineering joke? lighten up. that's why they're called JOKES. they don't have to be funny, but they're not intended to be insulting.