Ha! One of the South Park opisodes was where they said "shit" on HBC and it became accepted language in the adjective form but not in the noun form. They had a "shit" counter in the corner so you'd know how many times it was said during the episode.

Bridge tonight - Suzanne is making peanut butter fudge (even though there are not supposed to be treats) due to it being xmas and my demanding it of her as the "only thing I REALLY want for xmas". (which is true)