Apologies

Leigh- I'm sorry I caused you to get a cold
Amy- I'm sorry that you are all pumped up on caffeine and have no one to take it out on.
Emily- I'm sorry for all of the fliers and junk mail that I stuff in your mailbox every Friday.
Jen- I'm sorry that you caught a cold from me.
Ashely- I'm sorry for _________________________ (fill in)

I would also like to take this chance to apologize for high gas prices, the war on terror, bush's reelection, the middle east senario, and Michael Bolton.

whew!