Well JK and I have been watching the Osbournes all afternoon.

Blog Review: The Osbournes Season one
Episode 1
The Ozbournes move into a new house. Jack an Kelley fight a lot. Ozzy says everything is unfuckingbelievable. Ozzy is on Leno, he gets tangled up in his long crochet sweater thingy.

Episode 2
The dogs crap and pee all over the house. Ozzy says "I'm not cleaning up shit, I'm a Rockstar". Ozzy is on Conan

Episode 3
Kelley's 17th birthday party. She gets a tattoo. Ozzy thinks it's kind of cute. Sharon is less than impressed

All in all, the Osbournes are just like you and I with more money and with crucifix's and devils on the walls.