Oh Dad won't you cook me
a pan of biscuits
mine are like granite
i must call it quits
i've tried for to make them
used all your great tricks
oh dad won't you cook me
a pan of biscuits

Oh dad I will make you
a fine custard pie
i know it's your birthday
that you can't deny
it might be to yellow
but it'll taste just fine
oh dad, i will make you
a fine custard pie