last night for dinner i helped ellen make the taters. she asked me to slice up two onions...no problem. when i'm done, i take some of that purell shit and rub it all over my hands to rid myself of the fowl stench of onion. go to the outhouse a few times....more purell. when i get into bed at midnight, my hands REEK of onion. in the morning, more purell. hands still reek. go to rachael's, wash hands, still reek. go to lunch shopping, wash my hands at least two more times, still reek. get to amy's rub my hands with a fresh cut lemon, wash hands....STILL FUCKING REEK OF ONION. what the fuck is that?